Daily Archives April 4, 2015

You’re Pretty When I’m Drunk

"One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin’
Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
Until we brought Skip O’ Pot2mus
And Daddy’s gonna get some probably underage and dumb
And everybody knows that the Daddy eats his young
Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
M.S.G.’s tanked up and wizzin’ in a cup
Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
Cause I’m the one bottle willy with the 12 Horse Ale
After that I get silly like Soupy Sales
Now it’s midnight and I’m completely boofy blitzed
A six of Shlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
With my beer-tinted glasses I’m ready to bitty battle
I’m Hungry Like The Wolf but I’ll end up tending cattle

Cause you’re pretty when I’m drunk
(You’re pr...

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You Sang To Me

"i just wanted you to comfort me
when I called you late last night you see
i was fallin’ into love
oh yes

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You Got The Car

"The last time I held you
You held the cards and I was
asking for anything you had
You saw it coming but you
didn’t tell me and next
thing everything turned bad

You got the car and I got the break
I’ve had as much as I can take
And my heart can’t handle anyomre
And all the kings horses and all the kings men
couldn’t put me back together again
So I laid in broken pieces on the floor
So don’t come back for more

The last time I saw you
You didn’t see me from
The sdiewalk the south side of town
I called your name in a whisper so
You wouldn’t hear me and turn around

The last time I thought of you
Was in this song and I
Can’t get you out of my head
But I’m not stupid I can
Just walk away and
I’ll break my own heart instead
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You Don’t Know Me

She’s got a boyfriend
All of a sudden
She’s never had one before
She’s looking for the thumbs-up
When they’re walking through the door

She’s showing him off
By making him talk
She’s putting his hand in his pocket
It shows on her face
What she doesn’t say
What she doesn’t say

[Chorus]
You don’t know me
You don’t know me at all
You don’t know me
You don’t know me at all
You don’t know me
You don’t know me at all

She doesn’t know that we know
That we’ve been here before
We always pay attention
When she walks through the door
It’s the clothes that she chooses
It’s the words that she uses

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She’s trying hard to pretend
That it’s not really happening
But we can see her smiling from afar
We don’t see her much anymore
But we can hear her whistling
As she walks to her car

[Chorus]
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Yesterday’s Papers

Who wants yesterdays papers
Who wants yesterdays girl
Who wants yesterdays papers
Nobody in the world

After this time I finally learned
After the pain and hurt
After all this what have I achieved
I’ve realized it’s time to leave

Cause
Cho wants yesterdays papers
Who wants yesterdays girl
Who wants yesterdays papers
Nobody in the world

Living a life of constant change
Every day means the turn of a page
Yesterdays papers are such bad news
Same thing applies to me and you

Who wants yesterdays papers
Who wants yesterdays girl
Who wants yesterdays papers
Nobody in the world

Seems very hard to have just one girl
When there’s a million in the world
All of these people just can’t wait
To fall right into their big mistake

Who wants yesterdays papers
Who wants yesterdays girl
Who wants yesterd...

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