Daily Archives April 17, 2015

You Need A Hug

maybe you should work for "sick of it all"
or get a job with the l.a.p.d.
did someone switch your ritalin with ephedrine?
Just don’t take your fucking problems out on me.

I’d buy you a little fuzzy bunny
I’d put you on my x-mas card list
if you’d promise not to take your job so seriously
and realize you don’t have to be so pissed.

life ain’t all that bad. life ain’t all that bad.
even if henry rollins is your dad.
life ain’t all that bad. life ain’t all that bad.
buck up litter camper

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You Get Me

"So I’m a little left of center
I’m a little out of tune
Some say I’m paranormal
So I just bend their spoon
Who wants to be ordinary
In a crazy

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Yellow Fever

"Are those numchucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl
When I landed a ‘Pam’ like on the San Fran Real World
I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok
I’d never been to Asia Minor but I was gonna Bangkok
Like Kristy Yamaguchi I had to break the ice
Should I talk about Mothra M*A*S*H or shrimp-fried rice?
I was sharp as a Chinese star but it’s a line I threw
Just thirty seconds over Tokyo and this Johnny would Woo
I took a shot like Jeanette Lee put on my moves like Bruce Lee
I told he every Soon Yi needs a little Woody
She said for all the tea in China my vagina’s not free
But my love will linger longer than the Ming Dynasty
I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry
I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the cou...

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Xtina’s Xmas

"It’s Christmas time
(It’s Christmas time)
It’s Christmas time
(Christmas time)
(It’s Christmas time)
It’s Christmas time
(Christmas

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World Upon Your Shoulders

All the bridges in the world
Won’t save you
If there is no other side
To cross to

When your world’s not feeling ugly
And the world’s not too much
Take the world upon your shoulders
And burn

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